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Series: 8 Out of 10 Cats
Episode: Series 04 Episode 05 & 06 (S04 E05 & 06)

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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] tonight on eight out of 10 cats he’s not going out it’s Lee mat King of the twitchers bill Ai and their captain on Lock and facing them tonight Pony Smacker biona Allen he’s grade one listed it’s Griff Rees Jones and their Captain Dave spiky now welcome your host Jimmy [Applause] car hello and welcome to eight8 out of 10 cats a show about opinion poll surveys and statistics did you know for example a quarter of people don’t know what kidneys do they make steak pies delicious one in three pet owners has made an unplanned visit to the vet in the past 2 years I don’t know it’s just a whim put him down and one in 10 Housewives plan ahead when it comes to evening meals they plan to eat oysters under the stars with a Brazilian Tango instructor and then they sigh take another Swig of gin and put the fish fingers on let’s get started what are you talking about that’s the name of our first round we’ve teamed up with a leading polling organization and they’ve asked the British Nation what stories they’ve been discussing this week it’s our panelist job to guess the British Public’s top five most popular talking points Dave Fiona Griff what have the nation been talking about this week well like it or Lord that I’m a celebrity get me out of here rumbles on with David guest as the unlikely star and he is a bit odd but he’s good value I think do you not and Lisa Manelli said this week they asked her opinion on his is venturing into the jungle and she said I hope he gets [ __ ] by a kangaroo not only is that a great statement but it would make a great Bush Ducker trial it would you’re getting fued by a kangaroo you got to get the stars out of his pocket like that that is a great trial thing I never understand about this is what’s a kangaroo doing in the jungle exactly I’ve never underst understand I thought a kangaroo lived in the desert and every time when they’re in the bush they’re always eating kangaroo testicl*s and things like this some poor kangaroo’s gone on a holiday and he happened to just wander into this think what about John Leeman who’s who’s there saying I’m not a girl’s girl well clearly by her five failed marriages she’s not a boy’s girl either is she when you first heard that you went five five divorces that’s a lot and then you see her for about half an hour and go no no fair enough yeah yeah we’ve all made mistakes get out of that yeah take the house [ __ ] off any any thoughts on Celebrity over here you’ve been watching it show you love that kind of thing don’t you I watch it from behind the sofa groaning I thought it reached its lowest air but when they tried to get that earwig out of Jason Donovan’s bum Dr Bob got involved and I I I’m fascinated by Dr Bob because a few series ago he was called Dr Bob and then last series was called medic Bob and the last thing you want when someone’s got the fingers up your bum is to go uh are you Dr Bob well medic Bob actually actually it’s just Bob I work on the show G there’s no need to do that I don’t think that adds a lot what do this am I the only one in thinking that I don’t find it terribly edifying to be in the jungle eating wild animals and insects hey you don’t mind it when the woodpeckers are doing it yeah they love a bit of grub the Woodpecker they’re at it like woodpeckers you going to do that after every bit I go let them have their little childish aside it’s all right we’ll carry it but is right what show do you think you’re wrong oh you’re not supposed to eat insects now you you’re vegetarian I’m not a vegetarian let’s not go there but by that’s not a country vegetarian to be perfectly honest the eating of them I don’t find quite so objectionable as the you know isn’t it scary to have about 20 rats thrown over you and that sort of thing I don’t think those rats enjoy it very much imagine if you’re a rat there’s not many opportunities on Modern television there’s all sorts of them there’s been some fantastic documentaries about rats I myself have featured Rats on television in Wildlife documentaries many many times yes I even came out in favor of rats because people always go on about ratty in winning the Willows don’t they yeah of course yeah yeah who was in fact a water ball and yet and yet if you look at a rat without knowing that it’s a rat and it is swimming in the water you say ain’t that lovely not in the bath though whether it’s a what’s in my bath is that a water bow or a rat either way I’m going to [ __ ] kill it okay let’s have a [Music] look yes you are yes I’m a celebrity get me out of here was the number two talking point this week seeing Scott Henshaw refuse to eat an anus was like watching Red Rom pull up at Beach’s Brook I think the cruelest thing about I’m a celebrity is that they put a bunch of D celebs in the jungle during panto season Sean Bill and Lee what have the nation been talking about this week the soaring spiraling ever increasing rising rocketing cost of the Olympics you know much it’s going to cost uh opposition critics are claiming that it’s going to uh cost London 8 billion when the original estimate was 2.4 billion I know some laan blocks in charot do it for after the price and no vat it just proves every Builder is is the same no matter what level they could build a country and they’re lying [ __ ] they are oh we could do that for 10 million yeah all right you got the job they’re Liars they all do it I think they’re just optimistic they’re naturally optimistic people Builders they look at it they go we can do this in a week is easy what you need a running track in a pool not a bother where exactly where is the Olympic Village going to be okay in uh Stratford is it Stratford sort of out Edmonton way that sort of way isn’t it no Stratford Way Stratford Way but it’s sort of in the East Edmonton’s more Edmonton way and if you want to get there you go up towards Edmonton do you but if you want to get to Stratford you s head towards Stratford and eventually you’re sort of in Stratford just so you know this is the official directions for the marathon okay well let’s have a look and see if the Olympics is one of the top five most talked about things this week yes indeed it is the Olympics is going to cost us 8 billion that is disgusting for that sort of money we could have another three weeks in Ira okay fingers on buzzers what else have the nation be talking about this week uh well we think it was the former KGB agent spy who was poisoned in London the kley said it had nothing to do with them so that’s them ruled out obviously yeah that is conclusive I wonder who did it as the full investigation we found the cring we said were you involved they said no we definitely weren’t so bye I’ve going to say I think I think there’s also a sort of slightly racist thing here you know that we assume that this sort of thing could only possibly happen with Russians but it can happen in other countries it can happen in this country I absolutely it did happen in this country well I yeah okay let’s see if it’s one of the top five talking points this [Music] [Applause] [Music] week yes this is the sad story that a former Russian spy was poisoned and died in London this week the former KGB spy said I ate in a restaurant last night in London and something disagreed with me the Russian government what else have the nation been talking about Tom Cruz getting married you’re brokenhearted too short I was talking to Griff they got married in Rome which is a bit odd because they’re a Scientology Faith yeah get married in Rome in Italy why is that odd well it’s like Catholics getting married at a stare Trek convention it really interestingly the the um critics of the of the marriage have said that Scientology is a madeup religion unlike every other religion yeah yeah Christianity far from that far from that isn’t it it’s like no no he could walk on water and he could yeah he could raise the dead and just eat that that’s his body and that’s that’s perfectly normal obviously there’s a li yeah it is normal compared to the scientologists who believe that we’re all exiled aliens called thetans I’m a Scientologist are you a Scientologist yeah I am I’m not surprised I’m a [ __ ] look at your face but Bill you’re a Scientologist no Lee Lee they really all believed you bring it on Griff Lee you’re one of the few people Scientology turned down bloody fetons though they come over here don’t they inhabiting our body shagging our women piss off let’s have a look and and see if Tom and Katie’s wedding is up there yes Tom Cruz and Katie Holmes tied the knot this week in Italy it was a traditional Jedi wedding sorry Scientology whatever at the end of the wedding the minister said you may now stand on a telephone directory and kiss the bride okay fingers on buzzers what is the last story in the top five okay um we think it possibly could be the government has had this wee to have super nanes for teaching parenting skills to kids with Asos and stuff like that um and they seem to be like influenced by TV programs government at the moment yeah they do love it don’t they Jam School dinners I know super n yeah how does Tony Blair get so much time to watch so much early evening TV don’t know how he the thing is a lot of our wartime leaders have been bothered about winning the war he’s taking a very sort of Laz Fair attitude also watching a lot more telling again now [ __ ] it never win this I think you should watch the news probably doesn’t like it it comes out of it quite badly doesn’t he yeah also how can he get his his math so wrong there must be how many thousands and thousands and thousands of kids have got asbos and he’s only sending 70 yeah but they’re super nannies okay these these ladies can fly the best way to deal with this is get all those kids with behavioral problems put them on a plane and fly them to a country we allowed to give him a good clout Saudi Arabia something like that that’s more than a good clout Sean right let’s have a look and see if it’s up there a yes Tony Blair has announced plans to hire super nannies to help parents the government’s new transport policy has been revealed Blair plans to pimp our r so at the end of that round it’s one point to Sha’s team and four points to Dave’s team [Music] than the next round is called the pole with a hole Sean Ste to go first while on a job one in four Builders what well i’ just like to say at 4-1 down we’ve never come back from a score like that so we actually just concede okay well that’s that’s the end of the show ladies and gentlemen we’ve never had this before it just be the test card for the next 15 minutes you do look a bit like that girl from the test card you know any thoughts on this one in four Builders it’s obvious it’s while on a job one in four Builders does some [ __ ] work and the other three watch is it compliment a young lady on her massive tit* if only it stopped at that I have to say as a matter of fact well they compliment you as well on your it bill hey no it’s Bill b i w it’s Bill so and you can tell how they’re spelling it just from them shouting yeah absolutely I have never yet been called by my name properly by Bill it’s always bill I bet it’s not always [Music] Bill what they shart from boo she like uh do you like me and things like that do you like me I load of I’ve never heard anyone sh do you like me Bill I like you these Builders they don’t have big black mustaches and they’re in Village People the area of North London I live warning four Builders ends up shagging the lonely housewife on the kitchen table whilst the husband is yeah not bird watching you hey sorry Bill were you really bird watching with those binoculars or are you just hang on he’s giving her one he only came to do the kitchen I can give you a clue I can tell you it’s something to do with their unexpected eating habits gourmet food in their P well you’re pretty close with it fruit salad correct answer yeah this is extraordinary ladies and gentlemen while on a job one in four Builders regularly has Sushi or salad for lunch which begs the question why are they such fat bastards okay Dave Fiona and Griff on their first mission 75% of astronauts what never left Earth do you think they landed on the moon do you think that’s a genuine thing nah well you can see the Shadows of the photos well there’s proof If ever we needed it oh and the flag’s flying the flag’s flying oh there’s wind but there’s wind on the moon the moon’s very windy oh moon is not windy yes it is very windy it is not windy otherwise they’ buil a windmill up there or something like that I prar to go Toe to Toe with the hardest man in England on this one it’s bloody windy up there wind wind is air blowing around you see it’s air blowing about it comes in your face Air’s on the shut up believe four all right no easy hey I think we got said Fiona let’s all just take a moment there’s air there’s no Oxygen on the moon there is air it just hasn’t got any oxygen in it and it made of then yogurt made of have a star you would make the best science professor in the world other stuff Moone write it down on their first mission 75% of astronauts what play with their own piss like this woo woo W they eat the pack lunch before they go to the stratosphere nothing for the rest now demand a lot of air miles from NASA no I think you’ll find there’s no air up there oh sorry there is air it’s Moon air doing a whole series about it soon there or just for fun one of them goes can I near that I bet at least one of them goes are we there yet second ages but you didn’t have to do that in a Northern accent yeah I did cuz I was trying to be [Applause] stupid it’s something to do with their stomachs any thoughts wish they hadn’t had a curry last night throw up thr is exactly the right answer that we got a yes on their first mission 75% of astronauts throw up of course the other 25% blow up it’s not my fault talk to NASA so at the end of that round I can tell you that sha Bill and Lee have two points Dave Fiona and Griff have five [Music] [Applause] points welcome back to eight out of 10 cats the next round is believe it or not in this round I’ll give the panelists a simple statement and all they have to do is decide whether they think it’s true or false okay this is for everyone let’s have a look at a clip to illustrate the [Music] statistic Suda I don’t seem to have an email from you again really I sent it at 3: well it’s not here I don’t understand I asent it I thought you wrote down how to do it yes well perhaps you wrote it wrong with your dyslexia and [Music] oh it is [Music] [Applause] [Music] there that was a clip from a training video for office managers if you’ve got dyslexia there is a number you can call but pointless giv it to you you might be able to write it down your related statistic 16% of bosses have made a decision based on their horoscope do you think that’s true or false what are you I’m a Virgo what are you then Fiona I’m a pisan a pisan least likely to kill somebody in your family if you’re P see it least likely to kill someone you are clutching at straws here’s some advice don’t put that in a personal out it’s all B but from the mag pies obviously going to see two mag pieses haven’t you that’s typical you’re [ __ ] well hang on you must eat two mag every day surely several would you call yourself lucky absolutely every time I go past a building site somebody goes you then you get lucky Bill Bill come here I want to make love to you Bill I don’t think it’s ever happened before but I imagine this weekend it’s going to be happening a lot Builders if you’re watching please for us can you make bird noises I don’t some of them yeah I can make the one of one of a bird hit the pavement it’s the only one I do really would you like I would like a chaffinch no chaffinch all right it’s like a fast bowler running up and so he go that’s K do B well that that’s what the bird makes that noise did Bill just stand up then amazing that’s extraordinary Man actually gets out of his seat and is smaller than when he was sitting down B I’ve had it up to here have you really had boddi up to there you gladly have I used to work on a building so L but you don’t know what this one is this is for True this is true it goes that’s not an impression of a bird it is that’s a midlife crisis is what that is but it’s one of the best love birds in the country is it a blackb bird on a moped is it a forgetful Spar uh it’s a puffing is it yes ah very well loved I’m always bumping into puffins can I just remind us and I think you might find this amusing ladies and gentlemen I’d like to remind you what the question is 16% of bosses have made a decision based on their horoscopes true or false the [ __ ] are you people talking [Applause] about 16% of bosses have made a decision based on their horoscopes true or false we think it’s true you think it’s true what do you think we think it’s false I think it’s possible but unlikely thanks for that Lee that’s really cleared things up really I can tell you that the answer is true so at the end of that round I can tell you it’s two points for sha Steam and six points for Dave’s [Applause] team and the winner is is the name of our final round I’m going to give the teams a series of opinion polls it’s up to them to buzzing and tell me who or what they think came top here is your first one Britain’s favorite noise is it that honking noise that women’s breast mate when you got [Music] that that last one was Jordan is your that’s the biggest tiit I’ve ever seen okay it’s not that it might be it isn’t that’s Britain’s favorite noise how about what was that s Albatross [ __ ] on bie you you’d be delighted Albatross is are quite wet that in my face go on what do you think favorite noise might be oh that is that you’re so close with that exactly the [Music] right yes Britain’s favorite noise is the GL of wine as it pours into a wine glass I think that statistic is skewed by the fact that the people most likely to stop and talk to a woman with a clipboard are wios next question thing most likely to make men cry catching your knob and you zip I don’t understand how anyone does that because normally when I do my trousers up I’ve put my penis away I’ve had the presence of mind to finish my my urination and put the penis away and then do my trous up I don’t shake it then go ah oh I forgot to put my penis away the thing is it would be a miracle if I was in a toilet in the first place if I was that bleeding stupid probably standing in the food of haris pissing on some cheese thing most likely to make men cry Griff it’s a little pony with a very long man getting separated from its mothers and getting lost in the Enchanted Forest and then after a lot of Adventures finally finding its way back to it father I’m the rest of the heart speaking for the older generation I would have to say that it’s accepting that your daughter’s friends simply think of you as her dad so you’re crying cuz you can’t [ __ ] your daughter’s friends high five come on that is perhaps the most honest answer we’ve ever had on this show great image isn’t it just so going up to Bill on you go oh you must be Joan’s dad welcome to Spring watch I’ve got some binoculars I’m in a shed my daughter’s having a sleepover should be a hell of a show okay thing most likely to make men cry something you do in the kitchen oh onions onions onions is exactly the right answer correct well well well that sound tells me it’s the end of the round and the end of the show which means the final scores are Shan Bill and Lee have two points but our winners are Dave Fiona and Griff with eight [Applause] points thanks to all our panelists our wonderful studio audience and to all of you for watching at home that’s it from us good [Applause] night [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] w [Applause] tonight on eight out of 10 caps Onre Squire Vick Reed Intergalactic hero John Baran and their Captain John Lock and facing them tonight oh goody it’s Jay goody from the thick of it Chris Addison and their Captain Dave spiky now here’s your host Jimmy car hello and welcome to8 out of 10 cat to show about opinion polls surveys and statistics did you know for example 60% of cosmetic surgery patients are disappointed with the results although they look pleasantly surprised a quarter of the over 50s are failing to save it’s control s you all buffers while abroad two-thirds of Brits are more sexually adventurous so look out a rack and one in four Brits claims that their post has been lost or stolen well I can reassure you it was definitely stolen let’s get started what are you talking about that’s the name of our first round we’ve teamed up with a leading polling organization and they’ve asked the British Nation what stories they’ve been discussing this week it’s our panelist J to guess the British Public’s top five most popular talking point I definitely needed an s on the end of it didn’t it that talking point do the S again yeah could be one of mine Dave Jade and Chris what have the nation been talking about this week uh take that a back with the uh Inland Revenue tour I think it is basically it’s front page new surely to God they’ve got no The Beatles have got a hit oh hang on there’s a lady going through the menopause as we speak that’s how take that fan speak what don’t use words they just goo how are you today wooo you want to come a to woo child line set up a a hotline right after take that split up in 1996 the Samaritans set up a special help line for distraught fans only time the Samaritans have ever been allowed to use the words oh grow up on the phone just [ __ ] grow up why are they called to take that what’s the name mean on their video they had this thing saying if you don’t like it throw it in the bin take that that’s my favorite thing you’ve ever said those are the instructions that come with their video well they said it they said it I I watched it my Caravan with my friend wow oh yeah imagine that was a party let’s see if take that at number one he’s up there yes it is yes take that have return to the top of the chart the reunion took longer than expected to put together because no one could remember who Howard was they spent six months rehearsing with a bloke from the Halifax advert Vic Shan and John what have the nation been talking about this week I think they’re talking about Michael GR going from the uh BBC over to ITV you know they’re saying he got something like 8 million and he’s saying he didn’t do it for the money no rubbish he’s genuinely saying that though he’s going to come out in the press and G on it’s not about the money I don’t do a job for the money what the hell do you do it for he said he said he did it for the challenge the challenge being getting all that money on in a wheelbarrow I he said it was a real coup it’s not is it yeah a real coup would be when itv’s tanks actually roll into television in the center that will be a real CP that’ll be an actual coup ITV have done it because ITV apparently is not doing very well at the moment so they’ve stealing Chief from Channel One stolen I mean stolen Chief from channel one to come over and do it but what really muddles my brain is what modles your brain no what modles my brain is if they’ve got all that money to offer him why don’t they just make a TV program hope he finally ends Coronation Street cuz this first series is really dragging on you know what he’s doing to Coronation Street what he’s changing he’s going to be CSI weatherfield let’s have a look and see if it’s up there yes indeed it is yes Michael grave has announced he’s moving to ITV ITV needs him they’re in trouble I tried to tape the mint the other night and my sky plus box started Ed crying Dave Chris Jade what else of the nation be talking about this week Chris hi yeah hi yeah what have you been talking about oh well uh I’ve been talking about the uh this Royal editor of the news of the world Dave oh you been listening in people’s phone calls yes that wasn’t s stuff but they’ve actually been tapping into the voicemail that’s how they do it they hack into the voicemail and puts some sort of cord in if you were fing up a royal like Prince Charles you wouldn’t leave like an important message on V if he doesn’t answer you’re not going to leave it’s not going to happen is it you’re not going to pick up any real news it’s not going to be like the queen falling Prince Charles going hello Charles mom here I think I’ll abdicate give us a ring later on you know it it’s not going to happen is it no you text that wouldn’t you yeah the queen doesn’t use a phone she does she doesn’t use no she doesn’t she has a big chain of butlers and they just whisper messages along go for miles let’s see if it’s up there yes indeed it is a News of the World journalist has admitted tapping Royal the journalist will soon be sending messages of his own to his cellmate in mors Code by clenching and unclenching his buttocks was that a dart or a dash please get out of my bin Sean over to you what else of the nation be talking about this week the pope went to Turkey which sounds like the start of a joke doesn’t it um the pope went to Turkey the pope ate a turkey and he went to Turkey and uh there was a lot of protests I think the interesting about it was was when he looked at his diary on the Monday and he went turkey Wednesday who put this in it is dangerous for him to go to Turkey though cuz it’s a very sunny country and uh popes can die in those pop mobiles if the Archbishop is driving them doesn’t crack the window when he uh you saying pop in hot cars yeah Po diey in hot mobiles that’s what happens that may be the most limiting safety campaign ever launched if you can save just one life well I can tell you that the pope isn’t one of the most talked about things this week but he did make an official visit to Turkey the pope ever the Diplomat was very happy with the warm welcome he received he said at least I think it was a warm welcome from what I could understand of their jibba jabba language fig up buzzers what else have people been talking about this week uh we think it’s the Fallout uh from this KGB poisoning that still rumbles on there seems to be three suspects it’s either Putin and the Kremlin it’s either enemies of Putin and the Kremlin who try to discredit him or it’s a group of X KGB spies led by a guy called eor the poisoner the police said the the death was suspicious yeah I think they should upgrade it to [ __ ] suspicious is he having a traditional Russian burial where they put them in a little coffin inside a bigger coffin a much bigger coffin I think you’re fine Dave the traditional Russian burial you have to dig your own grave a but don’t blame me blame staling not the serious no we dated it because it was on the planes yeah it was in a bag yeah unless they put it in TK Max you’ll be fine they found a restaurant they found it in two hotels on a humpback whale hum pack whales got a 10 foot dick a it sounds that star song yeah oh the hump pack whales got a 10 foot car B’s got a 10ft [ __ ] and it’s all hard as rock that’s I think I think I’ve won money on you singing in the first 10 minutes you have been quite a long way to kill him this is it’s a lot of effort isn’t it to kill by radiation why don’t we just shoot him no we’re going to kill him by radiation I think maybe the KGB are having some kind of Union issues with their snipers KGB the interesting thing about this is the KGB aren’t called the KGB anymore they called the FSB which worries me CU I think I’ve bought a sofa from them I don’t want to let’s see if the Russian poisoning is up there yes it is this is the ongoing poisoning story doctors are advising anyone who’s come into contact with polonium 210 to [ __ ] their liver out and then move house okay fingers on buzzers what else have the nation be talking about people been talking about the fact that England lost the first test of the ashes what have they been saying oh oh you knew it yeah I best best chance we’ve got to keep the ashes is give up Cricket they didn’t play their best bowler which is a good idea because they should you know who then Monty panar actually Australia have never uh declared independence so technically we always win Vic do you watch cricket I like the fellow with a glass eye what that bloke you talked about before who who up for that cricketer that you mentioned Monty penisa him with a glass eye he got a glass eye yeah he has I can prove it prove it what’s that say [Laughter] there close up that that’s evidence that’s proof look what does it say there proof proof right thing is it’s not him he’s got a turban Monte panar he took it off on that shot hold on a sec that’s not a photo I’ve never seen what the ashes look like so when you say ashes I do presume obviously when someone dies that they get turned into ases but in this did you do that I didn’t realize you can can we have that again when someone dies I don’t know something [ __ ] is that I don’t want to die she’s showing people who I don’t want to die it’s me I don’t want to die my face doesn’t want to die neither are these [Applause] fellas let’s have a look and see if the ashes is one of the most talked about things this week yes it is yes the ashes continued I guess if england wants to enjoy en jooy a sporting Victory we’re just going to have to wait until Wimbledon come on Tim at the end of that round it’s two points for Shan Steam and three points for Dave’s [Music] team the next round is called the pole with a hole Dave Jade and Chris here’s your first one 33% of young men say they would what just to impress their friends anything they’re mad they’re idiots climb a pile on bum a goat punch you n anything 33% of young men say they would spunk on a cracker and eat it just to impress their friends oh on a cracker oh no but that’s that’s a big thing in the states with cares of course maybe a fig roll that’s it I don’t I don’t like fig rolls I’m allergic I’m not allergic to them but I won’t eat them why do you not agree I was a little kid I went to a party and there was a game of pin the tail on this is true pin the tail on the donkey and I cheated when I that and I pinned it straight on first go obviously I thought got away with it and the prize was some fig rolls and not only did I cheat I was greedy as well and I ran off and I at all fig rolls one go then I was sick and strangely the thing I didn’t learn from that was don’t cheat I learned they not fig [Applause] R 33% of young men say they would what just to impress their friends would ever Willie plant a Willie implant you make it longer I watched the program on the other day Willie extension ah see I’m thinking of having a conservatory put on the end of mine for the summer months devil to get the planning permission isn’t it with something that size Chris it is difficult yes uh Vic what do you think young men do to impress their friends well it’s obvious uh spend a week in a coal bunker did calculate pi to 7,000 points uh it’s not no it’s not Pi but to do with eating something no when I said calculate pi I meant the mathematical equation not Pi yeah but words can mean two things at the same time eat a really hot curry exactly the right answer okay that is then yes 33% of young men say they would eat an unbearably hot curry just to impress their friends yes I’ll have a number 68 with a number 30 three followed by an extremely painful number two Sean Vic and John 99% of the over 50s say that what has got more difficult over the last 10 years being under 40 [Applause] [Music] person but there still 1% that it’s not a problem for but who is that person the time travels yeah exactly I can’t live forever I’m just not able to die it’s the the doctor who can only live forever this SE this is really scary cuz I talk about it like it’s actually real how frightening is that quite frightening close up yeah over 50s I imagine countdown has got a lot tougher over the last 10 years your brain’s going smaller and smaller it get that’s how you die isn’t it your brain as you get older it gets smaller and smaller and smaller and then it pops out your ear and then you’re grind that’s speaking as an over 50 here remembering stuff is as you get older you just forget all sorts of [ __ ] when it’s like if you’re looking for scissors you have to incorporate a little MIM when you get to a certain age you’re going like scissors scissors scissors that’s going to help as if that’s some sort of scissor divver that’s going to go sciss there they areu no that only came along a couple of years ago I remember I went on holiday came back there was two new phenomenons happy slapping in suduku which one did you go for I used to happy slap people doing suduku okay 99% of the over 50s say that what has got more difficult over the last 10 years Come on B we need these points what playing the bazooki I don’t know walking up the stairs oh I’m sorry it’s all right sorry I just start coming to my head best to get out quickly you don’t want any stuff clogging up in there I’ll tell you what I’ll give you a clue it’s to do with um it’s to do with being all fingers and thumbs opening a milk carton I’ll give you that opening packaging [Applause] Packaging yes 99% of the over 50s say that opening packaging has got more difficult in the last 10 years the survey was originally about Scottish Devolution but they wited on about packaging anyway so at the end of that round Sean Vic and John have three points Dave Jade and Chris have four [Applause] points welcome back to 8 out of 10 cats the next round is believe it or not everyone let’s have a look at a clip to illustrate your statistic hey praise the Lord Jesus is Lord get the writing on the [Music] back praise God Happ about the well it’s all fixed in Jesus name we just we’re just standing in faith amen waiting for it to get amen hallelujah that’s right have you got a spare wheel well I don’t know whether it’s there but I know in faith that we’ve got one amen I didn’t know that we had no MLT because we were on our way to a glory meeting I knew we didn’t have a worry you see God doesn’t see theot because we got the Lord Jesus Christ with us and each and every one of us on this bus we’ve been saying today we are very very lucky [Music] BL I’m the stupid [Applause] b do doesn’t see the Mt oh no he doesn’t like it if you’re untaxed though it was your related statistic 62% of Brits say they would believe in God if they saw a man walk on water is that true or false could be ice it could be walking on ice technically on Ice there’s a thin layer of water on top that keeps the ice smooth so you are walking on water so there is a God many Brits are quite cynical I think 62% of Brits wouldn’t believe in God if they saw God walking on water DAV Copperfield walk through the Great Wall of China once saw it so he could do it couldn’t he he made the charge Mahal disappear the Indian tourist bber livid Jay do you believe in God I don’t just want to sit me say no I don’t believe in God and I get him grave and that’s the end of me I’d like to think that I could come back as a be or than you know most people now have in their Wills that they want to be buried with their mobile phone on a full charge just in case they’re not dead and they wake up they can call somebody and get them out they’re not going to get a signal I was buried with my phone and I was wake up I’d St phoning people up going it’s me I never liked you there was a rapper in the states buried in His Cadillac cuz they couldn’t find a coffin that was big enough for him he was so big and they buried him in the Cadillac get you out your ass with a crry if you R white in America I said a bit harsh that I think the best way to get someone out someone really big out of a house is with own as mincing [Music] [Applause] machines does make me worry though what cuz I like to eat a bit and if I ever did over indulge more than what I normally do and I did fall asleep and then woke up and I was like massive I so you’re talking about actually you having a big meal and then just going oh if you live in a cartoon maybe maybe she’s got a rip cord she just goes okay we’re back back to God um 62% of Brits say they would believe in God if they saw a man walk on water is that true or false we’re so used to Illusionist brilliant Illusionist like Mr bla or Paul Daniels even you know where he passed himself off as a magician all those years I think they say that’s it’s false what about over here what do you think we’re going to say true I’m Captain’s decision yeah 62% true true well I can tell you the answer is false Sean’s got the point there it’s obviously false yes just 20% of Brits say they would believe in God if they saw a man walk on water interestingly 37% of people would believe in God if they saw a man come back from the dead have they not seen Deal or No Deal it’s happened so at the end of that round it’s four points for Sha’s team and four points for Dave’s [Applause] team and the winner is is is the name of our final round I’m going to give the teams a series of opinion polls and it’s up to them to buzz in and tell me who or what they think came top here is your first one Britain’s most disappointing day trip azra I think the most disappointing day trip would be to a diabetics birthday party what the [ __ ] you wouldn’t get any cake but if you like [Music] humus you’ve been on a few day trips in your time surely um the most disappointing one was the sun very hot and sweaty have you any proof that you went to the sun probably [Laughter] [Applause] somewhere most disappointing dat it is it Madame tads after a fire you are absolutely right and is madam two swords yes Britain’s most disappointing day trip is madam to swords it’s basically novelty candles top thing to do before you’re 10 is it get to nine that’s got to be right up there is it surely surely I think it’s appear on you’ve been framed falling backwards off a slide and crushing a hamst get adopted by Madonna go to Neverland and drink Jesus Juice oh come on right you all thought it I tell you when I was 10 if they’d given me the option he wants to do what with me yeah there’s a fun fair I’ll be right over yeah Vic any thoughts well it’ll be ride a sea serpent to bbery cross without doubt you have any proof [Music] it [Applause] that I’ve got a speeding charge coming up could you come and draw a picture of my car going quite slow no worries I’ll just you think you could I’ll do I’ll do a picture of you in your car with slow written above it well that is all they cuz they’ve sent me a picture of the car going quite fast why not just have him not in the car at all water SC I’ll put someone else in the car yeah bref okay top thing to do before you T it’s an overnight thing Hamp correct yes the top thing to do before your tent is camp out in the garden camping with your child is a great way to teach them about Wildlife that’s an owl that’s a fox that rustling sound is a released psychiatric patient trying to get through our hedge right that sound tells me it’s the end of the round and the end of the show which means the final scores are Sean Vic and John have four points but Dave Jade and Chris have one with six points thanks to all our panelists our wonderful studio audience and all of you for watching at home that’s it from us good [Music] [Applause] night [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]